Christmas Presents

I am going to give everyone the same gift I have given them every year. I bought hundreds of them years ago so that I would always have presents to give. Isn't that a good idea?

Aunt Pat

Aunt Pat is coming over for Thanksgiving. I wanted to cook a turkey, but I think I will just buy some KFC. I hope they are open!

Boring People

Do you think that boring people are just as bored with themselves as other people are?

Trying to decide what's more boring.

Do you think a blog is more boring if you write a lot of really boring stuff that no one wants to read? Or if you never write much of anything?

Nothing to Blog About

My life is so boring I have nothing to blog about.

I need some new friends

Neat Papers

Today I left all my papers neatly stacked. I think my boss will be really impressed when he walks by my cube. Maybe I will get a promotion.

Other Colors

I understand there may be other colors in the world, but I am not ready to accept them.

Brown or Tan?

Today I was painting my daughter's room. I told her she could choose between brown and tan. She said she liked other colors, like yellow and green.

I told her absolutely not. There are two colors in the world. Brown, and tan. I think she understands now. We are going to paint her room tan.

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What time to go to bed

I have been thinking a lot lately about the best time to go to bed. Do you think it is 9:00, 9:30, 10? Maybe 10:15, or 10:18? Then again, maybe 9:27? I think 9:54 sounds like a good time. Or maybe 10:17? Help.

How will I decide?

New Post

Hey, hows it going. Trying not to be boring, but it's hard.

What the heck?

What the heck is wrong with everyone at work? I ask them how to do stuff but they blow me off. Why am I alive?

I do stuff at work

I really do stuff at work. Last week I rearranged my desk several times, and I think my boss noticed once, although he seemed preocupied with yelling at me for some other reason.

Computer Problems

Today I think I almost got fired because I couldn't figure out how to find a file on my computer. I wish everyone just had terminals and entered data that went to a main computer. I don't like having to think.

Nobody Follows me.

I wonder why nobody follows me.

My Butt Hurts

For some reason, my butt hurts today.

More boring than you

I can be more boring than you. I promise. Want to make a bet?

Should Follow My Blog

Today I thought, "I should follow my blog." But then I remembered how boring and stupid it was.

The Greatest Day

Today I did nothing. Absolutely nothing. It was great.

Was going to the Bathroom

I was going to go to the bathroom. But then I didn't really need to. I wanted to go to bed. But then I thought I may need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I tried to go. Nothing much came out. Hope I don't wet the bed.

Bathroom

I wonder how many times a day people go to the bathroom. Maybe I will start counting.

Why am I so boring?

I have wondered to myself why I am so boring. Nothing much came to me.

Printer Problems

I tried to print a bunch of stuff to give my boss today. Something was wrong with the printer. It was a big important meeting. I told him I was sorry, but couldn't give him anything because the printer was not working.

Then he told me there were other printers I could have used. Everything is so complicated. Why can't they just let me sit in my cube all day and not be bothered by anything?

Irritated Boss

Today my boss seemed irritated. I wasn't sure if it was because of me or not. I am trying to be a good employee. It can be difficult, however, considering all of the problems everyone here seems to have when I try to talk to them. What is wrong with all of these people. Don't they understand me? Don't they like me? Am I really that boring? Oh God, I think I am.

I tried to take back the weird things I said before to them. But they don't seem to care. Now I know why I don't like people. They don't pay enough attention to me. They must be losers.

Getting Organized at Work

Today, at work, my boss asked me why I had not done anything today. I told him it was because they are not giving me enough pens or sticky pads or paper clips. So I had to go to Walmart to buy them but it took me a long time to find everything and then when I got back I couldn't carry it all in so it took me several trips. Then I had to organize it all in my cube. I always put my pens in a special holder (which I found at Target) and my paper clips in a special place in my drawer where no one will steal them. And then of course, I hide my sticky pads in a very special place where nobody can find them.

I think my boss was impressed with my organizational skills!

Facebook

I went on Facebook today to see how many friends I have. I have one friend. Me.

Analyzing vomit

Throw up is interesting. What is it in food that actually makes us vomit? Why does my cat vomit so much. Why do I want to vomit after he has vomited?

Throwing Up

Today I had to clean up my cat's throwup. Then I threw up.

New Day today

I woke up this morning, and realized I had to go to work.

Why do people have to work?

Go to Bed?

My mother wants me to go to bed now. Darn, I wanted to tell you about my day.

Pens Pads and Cubes

Today I got some new pens and pads at my new job. It was exciting. I sit in a cube. It is surrounded by other cubes. Sometimes there are people sitting in the cubes. Sometimes the cubes are empty.

Got a new job

I got a new job. I am pretty sure everyone there thinks I am boring, but I am trying to fool them for as long as possible. I wonder if it will work.

I told them that I am the Master Deviator on Planet 6, and if they do anything to bother me they will be destroyed.

I think that will keep them from interacting with me socially for a while.

Music

Thought about listening to music today. Then I thought about aliens on other planets. They probably don't know what music is. Just a bunch of sounds blasting in your ears. Why would anyone like that?

Which Sofa?

I have a sofa and a loveseat. I never know which one to sit on. The loveseat is smaller. It also has a different angle when watching tv. Do I want a side angle or straight forward? It's a hard decision.

I just remembered something else

I just remembered that I had to go to the bathroom after watching tv.

Remembering.....more

Oh yeah, I was eating a cheese sandwich.

Remembering

I remember this time, when I was a child. I was sitting on the sofa watching tv.

Dream

I just had a dream that I was doing something interesting. Then I woke up.

I can't remember what the dream was about.

Didn't get the job

I didn't get the job. I think I need to think of something really boring to do, with a really boring company, and then they will hire me.

Job Interview

I had a job interview today. They asked me what would I consider to be my strengths and weaknesses. I said I was a boring person, and that I consider that a strength or weakness, depending on who you ask.

I hope to hear back from them soon.

Green Shirt

Today, when getting dressed, I couldn't decide whether to wear a green shirt or a blue shirt. So I wore the green shirt.

Is being dead different?

• I was so bored today that I thought I may actually kill myself. But then I thought why do that when living a boring, horrible life is probably the same as being dead.
  

No Electricity

The electricity went off the other day. I thought I would not be able to function without it. But then I realized, I don't really have anything to do anyway. So I am sitting and staring at the wall a lot. I sleep a lot also.

Why do people need electricity?

Interview

I went for an interview today. I almost took the job, but then I realized I didn't care about the company or any of the people there. So I just went back home and watched tv.

New Job

I have to find a new job now, or else I won't have any money.

Fired today

Today I went to work and very soon afterwords my boss came up and asked me to step into his office. There were several people in there. They all looked very upset.

Then they fired me.

Deep Thought

This morning, while at work, I found myself staring off into space in deep thought. Later, I wondered what I had been thinking about, but couldn't remember.

Monday

Today, while at work, I realized it was Monday. I thought to myself, "I have four more days to work this week."

This thought bored me.

My Legs

Today, while watching Cspan, I had my legs crossed. My left leg was crossed over my right leg. This got uncomfortable, so I decided to cross my right leg over my left leg instead.

The Dream

Last night I went to bed at 10. I think I had a dream, but I don't remember what it was about.

Broken pen

I was trying to write something with my pen, but it stopped working, so I took one from the guy in the cube next to me when he wasn't there.

The Road

This morning when driving to work, I noticed a road I had never been down. I thought to myself, I wonder where that road goes.

Dinner

I was going to have spaghetti for dinner, but I changed my mind, and decided to have a cheese sandwich instead. I like cheese sandwiches.

Going to the bathroom..

I am going to go to the bathroom now.

Back at work..

Now I am back at work. It is pretty boring.

Cheese sandwich

I had a cheese sandwich for dinner. I spilt some mayonnaise on the floor and had to clean it up.

Home now

I am at home now. I wonder what I will have for dinner.

At work now

I am at work now. I will be going home soon.