Why am I so boring?

I have wondered to myself why I am so boring. Nothing much came to me.

Printer Problems

I tried to print a bunch of stuff to give my boss today. Something was wrong with the printer. It was a big important meeting. I told him I was sorry, but couldn't give him anything because the printer was not working.

Then he told me there were other printers I could have used. Everything is so complicated. Why can't they just let me sit in my cube all day and not be bothered by anything?

Irritated Boss

Today my boss seemed irritated. I wasn't sure if it was because of me or not. I am trying to be a good employee. It can be difficult, however, considering all of the problems everyone here seems to have when I try to talk to them. What is wrong with all of these people. Don't they understand me? Don't they like me? Am I really that boring? Oh God, I think I am.

I tried to take back the weird things I said before to them. But they don't seem to care. Now I know why I don't like people. They don't pay enough attention to me. They must be losers.

Getting Organized at Work

Today, at work, my boss asked me why I had not done anything today. I told him it was because they are not giving me enough pens or sticky pads or paper clips. So I had to go to Walmart to buy them but it took me a long time to find everything and then when I got back I couldn't carry it all in so it took me several trips. Then I had to organize it all in my cube. I always put my pens in a special holder (which I found at Target) and my paper clips in a special place in my drawer where no one will steal them. And then of course, I hide my sticky pads in a very special place where nobody can find them.

I think my boss was impressed with my organizational skills!

Facebook

I went on Facebook today to see how many friends I have. I have one friend. Me.

Analyzing vomit

Throw up is interesting. What is it in food that actually makes us vomit? Why does my cat vomit so much. Why do I want to vomit after he has vomited?

Throwing Up

Today I had to clean up my cat's throwup. Then I threw up.

New Day today

I woke up this morning, and realized I had to go to work.

Why do people have to work?

Go to Bed?

My mother wants me to go to bed now. Darn, I wanted to tell you about my day.

Pens Pads and Cubes

Today I got some new pens and pads at my new job. It was exciting. I sit in a cube. It is surrounded by other cubes. Sometimes there are people sitting in the cubes. Sometimes the cubes are empty.

Got a new job

I got a new job. I am pretty sure everyone there thinks I am boring, but I am trying to fool them for as long as possible. I wonder if it will work.

I told them that I am the Master Deviator on Planet 6, and if they do anything to bother me they will be destroyed.

I think that will keep them from interacting with me socially for a while.