Irritated Boss

Today my boss seemed irritated. I wasn't sure if it was because of me or not. I am trying to be a good employee. It can be difficult, however, considering all of the problems everyone here seems to have when I try to talk to them. What is wrong with all of these people. Don't they understand me? Don't they like me? Am I really that boring? Oh God, I think I am.

I tried to take back the weird things I said before to them. But they don't seem to care. Now I know why I don't like people. They don't pay enough attention to me. They must be losers.